So, let’s see…. This Elohiem God is a polygamist, and is father of both Jesus and Lucifer. And all of them, plus the wives and countless babies, are… spirit children? Oh, yeah, and from another planet… like Superman. Somehow, the “white” people are always good, but the “dark skinned people” or the “black skinned people” are bad. And, Joseph Smith, who was known for telling tall tales, suddenly finds gold tablets in the forest somewhere, which, wouldn’t you know, say he is now also some kind of God, equal with this Elohiem guy, and Jesus. Oh, and there’s something about the Native Americans being the Isralites?
I’m confused.
And the whole point is to do all this stuff, so you and your “eternal spouse” can become Gods yourselves?
Now I’m really really confused.
So thankful I wasn’t born into the Mormon religion.
So, let’s see…. This Elohiem God is a polygamist, and is father of both Jesus and Lucifer. And all of them, plus the wives and countless babies, are… spirit children? Oh, yeah, and from another planet… like Superman. Somehow, the “white” people are always good, but the “dark skinned people” or the “black skinned people” are bad. And, Joseph Smith, who was known for telling tall tales, suddenly finds gold tablets in the forest somewhere, which, wouldn’t you know, say he is now also some kind of God, equal with this Elohiem guy, and Jesus. Oh, and there’s something about the Native Americans being the Isralites?
I’m confused.
And the whole point is to do all this stuff, so you and your “eternal spouse” can become Gods yourselves?
Now I’m really really confused.
So thankful I wasn’t born into the Mormon religion.