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Excellent spam

I found this spam that got through on a forum today. It seems the spambot got laid off. ::tear::

addicted the boot wear Friday. I’m not solid why, but I expected more than a Friday appointment forceful me I’m done when I’ve expanded there 8 years. It’s a limited house, and they certainly knew this . . . → Read More: Excellent spam

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NaPodPoMo 14 – Coming out as an underachiever

Some people are champions. Some people trip and fall because they forgot to tie their racing shoes. Guess which one I am!

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The Zombeatles

A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins!

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ASU Track Team convinces W. to throw up the shocker!

From WhiteHouse.org

President George W. Bush poses with members of the Arizona State University Men’s and Women’s Track Team Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008, during a photo opportunity with 2008 NCAA Sports Champions at the White House. White House photo by Eric Draper

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NaPodPoMo 13 – Magnets

I talk about my childhood fascination with magnets and how dangerous they are for little kids, also quack magnetic therapy and those stupid Kinoki pads that supposedly “pull toxins from your feet.”

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This kinda sorta makes me wish I smoked

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Stopping hefty library fines

Elf keeps track of library books and warns you when they come due. Your local library may be participating in this program, which is a rather great idea. A lot of library systems are sending collection agencies out after tardy borrowers, and as someone who used to work in a library, I can’t say I . . . → Read More: Stopping hefty library fines

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NaPodPoMo 12 – Smoothies

Today I talk about various ingredients for smoothies. I also go off on a rant about legalizing marijuana and hemp. If you have any good ideas for smoothies, let me know.

I also mentioned that I would put in a link for where I bought my chia seeds, but if you can find it cheaper . . . → Read More: NaPodPoMo 12 – Smoothies

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Uh oh….

Get the latest news satire and funny videos at 236.com.

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Mormons!

Mormon Philosophy On Origins Of Mankindby MasterplanMedia

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NaPodPoMo 11 – My crummy day

Today’s show was recorded on the run, because I had a lot of complications to deal with. One of the cats knocked my laptop off the bureau, I had to convince Clifford to go with me to pick up some design work, customer specs didn’t work out, I am getting broke, etc. A lot of . . . → Read More: NaPodPoMo 11 – My crummy day

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Postal holidays

I just found out about this–if you type doesthemailruntoday.com into your browser address bar, it will let you know if the U.S.P.S. is delivering mail. In today’s case, no it does not as it’s Veteran’s Day.

This is awesome. I only wish they had something like this to let me know if it’s garbage pick-up . . . → Read More: Postal holidays

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I was working and awakened a cat

The cat woke up all startled and jumped into the air and bodyslammed a filing cabinet. Papers on top went flying but it was worth it.

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USA Food supply tainted?

Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia talks of possibly Melamine-tainted candy from China found in the United States. Man, I’m glad I’m a vegan!

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NaPodPoMo 10 – Sexy dementia

I have been reading Kathleen Turner’s autobiography Send Yourself Flowers: My Life, Loves and Leading Roles. She was talking about exploring her sexuality as an actress in the movie “Body Heat,” which got me to thinking about my own sexiness and/or lack thereof.

Then I go off on a rant about Clifford, which if you . . . → Read More: NaPodPoMo 10 – Sexy dementia

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Surprise!

I was out walking this morning and on my way home I saw a thin, older man with shiny black shoes and a red gimme hat walking the opposite direction. I drew closer and was relieved to see that he was not Clifford. I normally hide Clifford’s shoes because he sometimes escapes when I’m not . . . → Read More: Surprise!

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Gah

Clifford just came into the bedroom and said he is leaving to go out west. I’d like to see him try.

He has no money and no way to get anywhere. If he expects us to buy him a bus ticket, he’s got another think coming.

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NaPodPoMo 9 – Movies with Laurie and Geena

In the middle of the night after Rocky Horror Picture Show, I went over to my friends Laurie and Geena’s apartment and we recorded a show. They both work as projectionists at the movie theater where our cast performs. The theater is part of an Indian movie chain and shows a lot of Bollywood films.

. . . → Read More: NaPodPoMo 9 – Movies with Laurie and Geena

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Podcasts and their %$@^#$%@ feed

I don’t know if it is Feedburner, WordPress, iTunes, or my own stupidity at fault but my shows are not showing up on the feed, even though they are in the website folder I normally put them in as well as in the html. Meh.

If you want to go ahead and listen while . . . → Read More: Podcasts and their %$@^#$%@ feed

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NaPodPoMo 8 – A favorite teacher

Dwight talks about his favorite high school teacher, and how he found atheism indirectly through a philosopher she had his class read.

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NaPodPoMo 7 – Breakfast with Clifford

Today I needed to record and Clifford was being needy for attention, so I recorded him to kill two birds with one stone. You must thank me because I edited this down from over an hour’s worth of material!

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A documentary about an Atlanta legend

Bicycle Shorts Man (and his amazing package)!

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Supplements for Clifford

I am going to try to get Clifford to start taking more vitamin D, calcium, garlic, and flax seed. It should help him with the issues he’s having–hypertension, dementia, arthritis, and the fact that he fell off his bed and bruised his ribs because he keeps his mattress shoved down from the headboard on the . . . → Read More: Supplements for Clifford

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NaPodPoMo 6 – Flyswatter’s angry rant about gay marriage

As you probably know, Florida and Arizona and now California voted to ban gay marriage. And Arkansas voted that unmarried people are not allowed to adopt or foster children, a move aimed at gay couples as well.

I am angry as fuck about this.

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NaPodPoMo 5 – How I lost weight.

In the past couple of years, I lost 75 pounds–which is far from how much I need to lose, but let’s not quibble. People keep asking me how I did it. This is how.

Weightloss – non vegan:

Slimfast

Weightloss – vegan, to improve my diabetes and asthma:

Dr. Neal Bernard – Physicians Committee For . . . → Read More: NaPodPoMo 5 – How I lost weight.

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