Bottled liquid bullshit

Did you ever see the remarkably woo-woo pseudoscientific movie “What the (Bleep) Do We Know!?” There was a scene where water molecules could be influenced by thoughts–words taped on the bottles could change the crystals when frozen, depending on the words used. The movie relays the astounding information that the natives of the West Indies were physically unable to see Columbus’s ships come sailing in because ships were outside their reality. The blond woman so prominent in the film? Why that’s Ramtha, the 35,000 warrior spirit from Atlantis who is channelled by American housefrauNew Age guru JZ Knight. Eh.

Anyway, some brilliant flim-flam artist saw a marketing opportunity and contracted to Whole Foods* the rights to sell Aquamantra Water, fortunately so far only in California, Arizona, and Nevada. From their website:

Aquamantra: Premium Natural Spring Water is simply, water that resonates with the energy and frequency of your well-being. The quality of your thoughts determine the quality of your life and NOW your water. We deliver powerful messages to you through the mantras, I AM GRATEFUL™,I AM HEALTHY™, I AM LOVED™ or I AM LUCKY™ .

The thoughts inherent in those words permeate the liquid, influencing the taste and beneficial properties of the water. If you are drinking ‘I am Healthy’ for example, you will resonate with the energy to be healthy. ’ I am Loved’ will encourage you to feel loved and ‘I am Lucky’ will encourage you to feel gratitude for your life and how you want to be lucky! Aquamantra was inspired by a 2004 film, “What the Bleep Do We Know?!” This Movie discussed the underlying quantum mechanics of our world.  It showed how reality is changed with every thought. Dr. Masaru Emoto, who was featured in the film, wrote a book called “Hidden Messages in Water,” he showed us the basic principles of quantum theory, whereby the molecular structure of water was changed by a Zen Buddhist monk’s thought. Based on this premise, Aquamantra uses the design on its labels to affect the molecular structure of

California natural spring water to make it more refreshing and wholesome to drink.

Each bottle features custom created artwork inspired from local O.C. artists and a portion of the revenues from each mantra, are reserved for a variety of charities. Infused with positive energies and powerful mantras, Aquamantra can truly stimulate your soul.

Our purpose in creating this water is to Raise Consciousness in Humanity One Sip at a Time. So… Drink yourself into being Healthy, Loved or Lucky with every conscious sip. Say I AM GRATEFUL and well up with the vibrational feeling of gratitude.

*Whole Paycheck

But who am I to say? This water is endorsed by the lovely and talented anti-vaccination advocate Jenny McCarthy, so you know it’s got to be true: “I love it! The mantras make me mindful to stay positive.”