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Gods that Christians don’t believe in vs. gods that atheists don’t belive in

Stolen from City of Dis

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Shoes!!!

At a press conference in Iraq, a reporter chucks his shoes at George W. Bush.

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Goodbye Dubya, you old asswipe.

I was kind of reeling from the auto industry bailout that never was and felt Bush was on the right side, then was kind of amused at the shoe-throwing Iraqi reporter incident, and then I read this. Arrgh! Do the Repubs just not want this country to survive if they aren’t in power? Do they . . . → Read More: Goodbye Dubya, you old asswipe.

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Wives like the Wunder Boner!

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Fly121108 – Cars, Money, and Union Busting (678) 368-4935

Graphic by Twolf

On today’s show I talk about Rev. Charles Ellis of Detroit’s Greater Grace Temple who had a service with three vehicles representing the Big Three automakers, asking for God’s help to turn the companies fortunes around. I also talk about the results of the sit-in strike by laid-off workers in the . . . → Read More: Fly121108 – Cars, Money, and Union Busting (678) 368-4935

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Most Improbable Lil Jon Mashup

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Look In The Mirror

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Bald cybering

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There are so many things wrong with this guy, I just want to lie down with a wet washcloth over my eyes.

Dinosaurs are exploding lizards?

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Is this a joke? Tell me it’s a joke!

Ya dirty animals!

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Save ink!

Download and install this font and save ink! Ink’s bloody expensive. Yay!

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Bedbugs in my Chinese sweatshop-made toys?

Not only are the Chinese-made toys you buy from Wallyworld made under horrible conditions, full of lead, and destined to be landfill fodder, but there is a very good chance they are infested with bedbugs! If nothing else gives Americans pause, the sight of their innocent children covered in red, puss-filled welts might just do . . . → Read More: Bedbugs in my Chinese sweatshop-made toys?

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Podcasting blues

I keep meaning to podcast and keep on not doing it. I want to record tonight but it’s way too late. Aiieee!!!

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This is a little late, but….

Georgia politicians seem to have very strange names, like Wyche, Zell, Saxby, Joe Frank, Newt… And leave us not forget Button Gwinnett!

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Burn a cross for Jeezuss

I found this link in Atlanta Public Affairs:

The American Family Association wants you to burn a cross in your yard this holiday season!

Let Your “Light” Shine For Christ This Christmas Season!

PLEASE NOTE: This product ships directly from the distributor. If you wish to order other products at this time from the AFA . . . → Read More: Burn a cross for Jeezuss

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The Cabbage Patch Riots of ’83

I remember the original Coleco Cabbage Patch Kids and the horrible demand for these stupid, butt-ugly dolls. My mother had to get one for my baby sister, who ultimately pitched a horrifying screaming fit because she wanted one with a certain type of hair and my mom got the only one she was able . . . → Read More: The Cabbage Patch Riots of ’83

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The Atheism Song

A parody of Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song”

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Battling Church Signs!

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The Wiggles!

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Dinner out tonight

Clifford desperately wanted to eat out and we had some friends coming in from out of town. They wanted to eat at Ryan’s, which is a buffet-style restaurant (most of them are Ryan’s Steak Houses, but this one isn’t). The only thing I can eat on the menu is the salad bar, and that’s pretty . . . → Read More: Dinner out tonight

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A lolcat

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Fly120308 – Runoffs drive me nuts (678) 368-4935

I rant about runoffs and politicians because Saxby Chambliss beat Jim Martin in the runoffs for the U.S. Senate for Georgia. Politicians are schmucks.

I play my friend Graham Holland‘s amazing song “Never Trust A Panda” from his album It’s a Frog’s Life. Graham has a Very Important music podcast also called It’s A Frog’s . . . → Read More: Fly120308 – Runoffs drive me nuts (678) 368-4935

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Runoff Election in Georgia

Last week, Halley came into town and Dwight, Halley, and I all went down to Decatur to do the early vote the night before we went to my sister-in-law’s for Thanksgiving. The lines were long–it was a 45-minute wait from start to finish–and largely African-American, which gave me a little hope that Jim Martin would . . . → Read More: Runoff Election in Georgia

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Prop 8, the Musical!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Credits: Conceived and Written (six weeks later than he shoulda) by-Marc Shaiman Directed and Staged by: Adam Shankman Produced by Adam Shankman, Marc Shaiman and Mike Farah Edited by Bradly Schulz and Drew Antzis Cast (in order of appearance) California Gays and The People That . . . → Read More: Prop 8, the Musical!

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